Top of the morning to ya!

It’s Larry The Leprechaun! Dave, his lovely bean chéile, Kalia are on an airplane to NYC to go to their eldest son’s matching ceremony, where he finds out where he will do his residency.

So I decided to take a wee risk and hack into his DEEmail.

First, a joke.

Three men find a Leprechaun, and he says, “I will snap my fingers, and we will be at the top of my rainbow.” So with a quick snap, the men are on the rainbow.

The Leprechaun then says, “As you slide down the rainbow, yell out what you want, and it will appear at the bottom.”

The first man slides down and yells Gooollllddd….. and he slides into a large pot of gold.

The next man slides down and yells Diiaammoonndds….. and he slides into a large pot of diamonds.

The last man hadn’t been paying attention and was startled when the Leprechaun pushed him down the rainbow.

He yelled out Shhhiiittt.

My jokes get funnier with the more green beer you drink, but you can find your own pot of gold by sending out themed emails like this one to your list of prospects and clients.

You don’t want to do it all the time, but now and then, like on the greatest holiday on God’s green earth (St. Patricks Day), a themed email adds the all-important entertainment element to your marketing.

Let me leave you with an Irish blessing;

As you slide down the banister of life, may the splinters never point in the wrong direction.

Happy St. Patrick’s Day!

Larry The Leprechaun