Ever seen a funnel that looks like it was built by a mad scientist?

Here’s what I mean:

A dinner seminar on Tuesdays…

A book funnel on your website…

A lead magnet from 2017 is still getting downloaded…

A webinar that worked once but now just… doesn’t…

A scheduler link you cross your fingers and pray over…

That’s what I call a Frankenstein Funnel.

It’s not a system—it’s a stitched-together mess of tactics that don’t talk to each other.

And even when you land great clients, you don’t feel in control—because it’s hard to tell what’s working and what’s wasting your time.

It’s not your effort. It’s the model.

Here’s your tip:

Take 10 minutes today and list out everything you’re doing to get clients—every tactic, offer, lead magnet, presentation, call, ad, and funnel.

Then ask:

“Which of these actually works… together?”

If the answer is “none”… that’s your bottleneck.

The fix isn’t adding more parts—it’s replacing the monster with a model that’s built to work as a system.

More on that tomorrow.

Kick butt, make mucho DEEnero!

Dave “Frankenstein Funnel Slayer” Dee